A smile!

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1, the old man to his wife before dying confession: I have had a affair, please forgive! His wife: and more big ah, you can rest in peace up! Our family of children which looks like you?
2, an electrician into the operating room, wearing an oxygen mask on a patient's dying, said: Hey! You listen well, take a deep breath, I need to power five minutes!
3, factory visits to museums and bathing activities. Director of the lecture: the morning bathing lesbians, gay tour. Afternoon, gay bath, lesbian visitors. To discipline, not allowed to take pictures!
4, a white to black areas a campaign speech in order to win support from black voters, the speech he had blurted out: , a small cliff on the short front paws waving the mouse, jump again and again to learn to fly, bat watching it fall next to the mother's badly beaten, worried that: it either father tell it, it is not we real daughter!
6, Spice call a taxi. Each other: Miss, may I ask you a little later what to wear? Spice Girls: red miniskirt! The other side: that where you? Spice Girls: the thighs it!
7, we are using the microscope to observe their own saliva cells. Mary suddenly uttered a scream. Professor carefully read over the heel, she said: the next thing done, remember to brush our teeth!
8,4-year-old boy kissed 3-year-old girl, the girl was seriously asked: one-year-old baby. said: not talk,journal, we will go to sleep!
10, School of Fine Arts provides male and female models are not allowed to love. Xiaoqiang not only talk but also to model pregnancy. The school know. A few days after the school announced: Xiaoqiang was expelled because of damage to props.
11, female tears, male towering rage, said: I tell you how many times, this ring is the bird research station of the people I put on, not a wedding ring! I'm not married!
12, a male, an affair his wife regularly, and loved not see, my colleagues sent a pair of couplets, the Union: as long as the day had to go, second line: even if the head a little green, scroll reads: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
13, male and female friends to sleep in a room, the woman drew the line: off-line is brutal. Found that men really do not wake up over the line, woman severely beat a man slap in the face: you do not even like animals!
14, restaurants, female: in the end you do intend to marry me? Men's silence. Woman: Do not think nobody wanted me, I'll be out the fire to find someone in this married! Waiter came: Miss you our restaurant guests ran away.
15, two dwarf stay, one person went to bed early. Next door all night listening to dwarf shouting: !
16, a few people to see the sunrise, one pointing to the trees said: I saw of other people that saw it. Then, after the tree was Tizhaokuzi out: see saw, shouting what?!
17, the bus station on the old lady sitting on every station will be afraid to ask her car to a stop he kept the driver stabbed with an umbrella, tan Mother! Where? We'll interrogate him Wait months before birth too.
23, a friend of someone in the street when he had just asked the wife of a friend when suddenly remembered that she had died, in turn changed to: 25, the robber: JJ rebuke: rabbit, take a look at your eyes red also drinking and driving? crabs, but also across the street? kangaroos, not allowed to wear a cycle after the kids! turtle, Who told you on the fast track of?
28, teacher: Please Students with When a stranger carefully through the glass door to see him. fat was about to attack foreigners suddenly knocked on the glass asked the bartender: Is this glass is a magnifying glass do?