32. morn ashore the bus

1. son told his father: children, our kin was penniless, you can not fight to chance the command?

2. the throne on the side of Survival Song said: You use one word to narrate I. Survival Song replied: cha! Survival Song will then slit the. . .

3. just in time to screen resumes, see a graduate resume - Awards: During the educate has won the Master

4. !

5. hear to, somebody traveling to the northeast, to the beer in the restaurant, the attendant asked, you absence to chamber temperature or chilled? Someone angrily, this cold day you let me drink froze? ! Very tranquilize and said the servant, chamber temperature of minus 15 °, chilled to minus 1 °

6. history level the educator asked Xiao Ming: Do you know how the Japanese did laugh by us? Bob: Oh Oh Oh Oh ..........

7. a Foreign Language College a class of 50, 48 girls and two boys. . . Then, then, then, the two men slowly fell in love. . .

8. Nietzsche to the interview, the interviewer asked:

9. meet a ruddy light when intersection the street, and friends intended to shake forward, I stopped him: !

10. campus, a teacher to fill a very momentous manner, and the declaration of every one, there is no extra, and can not be changed. A buddy to fill up, and found the nation,

11. asked a friend how many albums the password he gave me a cluster of 17 long English :

12. go to the bathroom and saw the bathroom door marked only with an NC stands up with the English people to say: NC is the male toilets thing. Then suddenly, into, off, squatting, always in one,mailscreen, suddenly a flash, the acronym is to woman toilets with ...

13. Eye exercises: (→ _ →) (↑ _ ↑) (← _ ←) (↓ _ ↓) (→ _ →) (↑ _ ↑) (← _ ←) (↓ _ ↓) (→ _ →) (↑ _ ↑) (→ _ →) (↑ _ ↑) (← _ ←) (→ _ ←) (↑ _ ↓) (↓ _ ↑) (↑ _ ↓) (← _ →) (↓ _ ↑) (→ _ ←) (← _ →) (↓ _ ↑) (→ _ ←)

14. brother - my brother, do not give your boyfriend to buy you flowers?

15. Teacher:

16. had a sibling chasing a girlfriend, a pack every morning, heart-shaped biscuits and a flask of milk. Perseverance, and eventually hand. One morning he took the heart-shaped biscuits to see his girlfriend, his girlfriend and asked: no matter, this is my dining out ... ...

17. uncle to a guest house, small txt yet then my mommy said: Mother swiftly curse:

18. windows and mirrors are made of glass, the difference lies in the mirror more than a thin wafer of silver, but that is for of this money, via whom you only see their own and do not see the world. (Not comic, philosophical only)

19. once asset go to the supermarket purchasing queue in front of me the time of remittance of the cashier who said: looking to me ~!

20. a campus forum, someone asked, Why anxiety?

21. One daytime, a buddy to our and saw the door close to the Welcome to my ah ~

22. classmate and his girlfribring an end to ... the corridor KISS, adviser of the school to see the results. Officers would like to stop but was too excited, then shouted: I shut up you 2!

23. an IT manager, walked into a Ramen Museum, said:

24. banshee recluse was caught, knotted to the hole. Monk asked: !

25. Happy Dictionary contributor Wang Xiaoya show the crowd a live interview, and asked: ?

26. a man surnamed Lei, wife surnamed Chen, wanted to give the children another appoint on the post convergence, requiring significant, easy to remember, loud. There Replies: Ray Han Dong (han)

27. a buddy to peregrination abroad, first living in a foreign land, I feel incited. Looked around and saw a black man, said to himself: the true long black ah! ! Suddenly, he turned toward the roar of black: white on you! ! !

28.A: you have the B: neuropathy, I do not have period to pick up feces!

29. in the movies to see half the theater shade actually black, a man baby shouted: move the mouse!

30. essay topic: If I could speak with the dog ...... a student wrote: If I could talk with dog

Wang

bark, bark bark Wang! Wang, bark, bark bark bark bark? Wang! Bark bark, bark bark bark bark bark bark bark.

31. Wang wife was pregnant with the quadruplets, and everywhere to show off to neighbors, fertile with quadruplets is not effortless to say, one average of sixty thousand times before the incidence instance.
Mrs. Lee was surprised: you have space to do housework?

32. morning on the bus, a dig from the bag compartment phone at the time, and then simply said, remote control.

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34. high school night classes, a beauty student wearing a wide nab T-shirt at his table prose, math teacher saw our uncles quick rush, pulling out suddenly mantled around her neck on a black line: headphones listening to melody!

35. pangolin Why not stop in the mountains? Because he was looking as mountains B

36. A while back, call my parents every day urging me to detect a girlfriend, I am no option but to lie to them I was gay. They were silent for a week, these days they always call urging me to detect a boyfriend. . .

37. son said his father, favor door beauty, her father secretly said apt him: That namely your half-sister, merely friends. Son said, like the girl next door, Dad said: That was your additional half-sister, do not you mother.

38. CET month before, a student of the CHAT NUMBER signature is

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40. take the subway, a mini girl get wand after my activity, she took the rod pointed at my back: I want you ugly! I listened, smiled, and turned over to hear the cry of alarm: Mom! Mom! I will be wizardry!

41. restaurant, the female: in the end you do intend to wed me? Men's muffle. Woman: Do not think not wanted me, I'll be out the fire to find someone in this married! Waiter came: Miss you our restaurant guests ran away.

42. a female learn a driver's copyright, road test. In front of that off, her corner, quite nervous! Her off from the right, obtain off nigh to the left, followed at a noisy cry ... ... Lakaijumen: Coach! The steering cycle where to work! Examiners look behind at her, said quietly: you open the behind door ... ...

43. Teacher: Student:

44. Last month, a man child I borrowed 4,000 greenbacks to me, saying to do a plastic surgery, the results immediately I do not know what he looks like he became a ...

45. bunny said: dogs, too agreeable to listen!

rabbit said:

Rogue said: You speak, I go first!

Jane Zhang said: phoned Chang

46. three rabbits in the woods along with going to the restroom, pulled white lump circular, cylindrical knob of dark pull, pluck a small gray five-pointed star. We give very wondered, and asked: small gray small gray, hi mighty, how tin you pull out five-pointed star ah? ? Small gray tweaking said: Hey hey hey, I Yongshou Nie's. . . -_-///

47. (the students savor a morsel ponderous it ...) a man holding a doctor's prescript for a long time in the hospital turn, come back to ask: than 13 super, is B-.

48. hospital ICU patients all died on Sunday about eleven, which makes physicians puzzled, and even that is supernatural, she founded the team of specialists investigating the reasons for things. On Sunday, the timer has fair struck eleven, through the monitor found on Sunday washing cleaners into the intensive concern element, unplug the life patronize system seriously ill plug cables, plugs and plug in the vacuum cleaner and began cleaning . . .