1. work in the morning when the bus is compact, people super multi-ah.
second thigh up a tiny loveliness, after with a male. To discern if they do not know the path it should be. Good Ji stood did not speak. Little Miss child should be nigh 1.62, I 1.80 The elementary than her 1. The kind of beauty in his hand a small packaged soy breast. He stood in front of me, because primarily thronged, small beauty standing in the medium, simply grip handrails may be scared to squeeze milk spilled, and the high installed glasses milk to their shoulders, yet also sometimes beverage . I am not eaten breakfast, the smell namely starving can not stand the taste of milk. Her drink, then the entire country about the elbow slowly. Straw from my jaws equitable distant up is about 3CM.
After a while I could not bear it, suck a small mouth on the mouth, very light, little beauty is not found, then she and took a morsel of drink, and then to their shoulders, I breathe. In this way presently, milk should not, but I do not know ah. She said someone to himself: She held to the shoulder of the cup afresh, I suck a bit to go tread by step, the results, because there is not much, I smoke when issued Little Miss pushed back, and I was petrified, my mouth is his mouth, her fodder, stiff where, at that maladroit ah. MB, the mind of have a bump. Little Miss said: ;
also scaring to think of it now ah. Little Miss off the next stop, around Ji individuals have been to see me, my self-mockery to say: I just ended it. And small beauty with that man on the practice spoke on: ??? how do you not get off? do not say what I want you girlfriend. my good? I jumped down. . . Whole body sweat ah.
too scared of.
too tangled up.
had too distraught.
2. there is a transient thought come and go swim, excavate in the supermarket bought a low swimming trunks, because there is no other color, only ruddy. The results did not expect swimming trunks disappear, I soak in the pond when the lower body has a snatch of ruddy oozing out of the waves in the water ... swim ... an uncle to me, looked at my body under the red , looked at my bare upper body, the moment, his face very contradictory ... ...
3. My friend said that when he was a large Pak boy cheap EQ, and eventually met a girl like, two individuals had just started dating.
a girl is sick, the boy with her to clinic to fight drip.
10 minutes later,mysticdisc, twenty minutes later, no manoeuvre.
boy marveling to wreck the quiet, asked: to say . . . . . . . . . Hand over the leak decanter.
4. the words of a child always relied above large Ji-year-old bullying sister, one night, my dad came to our tucked-year-old sister was startled to find straight sitting in the dingy, I looked at the sleeping!
how do you not sleep? Dad asked.
sister fast said: Hush! Dot sound comatose because a meantime so she blow her!
5. This is one of the older people are presumable behind the ears, remember as a child in the grandmother, grandfather one day I am ready to go fishing, just left the house between the house next door to touch the antique man. Grandfather of my grandfather said: ... ...
6. dishwashing did not placard, the bowl fell to the ground, okay okay, just off the edge at the edge, into a small breach.
then continue to wash the dishes. The right hand did not pay attention, along from the gap ... ... broke
wanted: really so rapid? Hand can be torn. Then I tried with his left hand, but also broke
thought: absolutely fast enough, the bowl near the mouth if the wretched to eat? And nc, and his mouth tried ... ... lip broke ... ...
7. on the bus a pair, the woman left a satyr touch her boyfriend without anyone statement. After arriving satyr dragging her boyfriend to get off the beaten capability to send his girlfriend wade away after the meal. A site inquiry of the causes to poll. 75% of the people to vote for
8. subway station near a Baozi Pu, affair is good, every day line up afterward to a ticket channels.
today where I line up to buy steamed buns to eat, fast expelled when he listened behind the 2 men said: Halo, the original here is Baozi Pu, selling tickets for it ... ... ah, over there!
9. have a DNF on the map ..... brush for half an hour after a sudden out of the spokesmen on the message I was nearly dead bomb .....
10. purchase couples of gloves, boss 35, 30 I said I would, and the employer must not emulate 35, talked about Ji back and along does not give way, I meditation even, to a page of 50,dmgrad, he was nimble ascertain me 35. . . .
11. high school when we have the toilet door, with spring, you can return to his position, but can only open inwards, not out of open
many people have a habit, punt their feet to open the toilet gate.
kick most people is about knee height, I have with Pok, practiced martial craft, is probably to show off, or in array to preserve their flexibility, always escalator his feet high, kick about chest-high position.
day nightfall, the person to WC, went to the door, without hesitation, on the heels kick
easy just finished our headmaster, opened the door to go out
so our headmaster was my foot with Pok criterion is kicking, kick back to the toilet. . .
12. a.m. with his wife to do check-ups, afterward the blood extraction:
Nurse: No. 32 to come and gather your checklist it.
wife: January 32 or February 32.
I (languid feeble): February 1 it
nurse (perspiration): is ~ is ~ is ~
13. ahead Ji-day travel by airplane, sit next to on the machine and found a beauty, according to the conviction of strike, I blurted asked, where are you next?
14. cat pounced someone new at a girlfriend, concubine Italian Lang emotion, want to go home to visit his girlfriend, his girlfriend know his mouth at every turn bad language, then exhorted not reiterated rubbish, someone gladly. To be met, the person answering freely, not revealed the mysterious, girlfriend, parents are very satisfied. After dinner, until winter, with his girlfriend sent to parents also insisted on the roadside, someone very touched a peppery brain, blurted out, p>
15. Today, the boss asked me to cancel all Internet cafes in CS, I had a busy night. As for why CS to cancel it? In fact, the occasion is this. Public Security Bureau of the temporary inspection today, before the air had been, for several days I have been a Ji Dao 伕 to any biological old of 18 all out of the Internet. So far uncles to watch the police, the boss and I have no stress. Unfortunately, whatsoever, is. When the police uncle who had just set foot in the door of Internet cafes, Internet cafes are just playing CS in the excitement of the gang shouted: I agree, that moment, not just the police uncles face green, and my boss's face, and green was hideous.
16. circled along a huge sister done funny entities.
She has a cell phone and a PHS, one day alteration the fashionable phone card, a colleague asked her how much to buy a current number, she said, forgotten, replaced it with a phone card call their PHS.
Dial and colleagues, to continue to talk, PHS rang, she took up and asked: Petrochemical.
after she pressed the hang up, then said:
17. my wife to go away on business, good Ji-day do not come back.
p.m. while she secretly meets Clockwork information to me, I sleep like the guiding brim of die pigs, the results of a good laugh ah ~
telecommunications issues, was sent to me at night-time call.
upstairs when I almost did not bound
18. I memorize high school on the learn, a buddy sleeping in the last row. Suddenly woke up, then light be turned, and went to sleep. Pok was all the same class look silly.
19. sad Ku in the future child's label, crown Generation name. Big Bo Jiatang Columbia students called Chen Guandong, Uncle Chen Guannan shrieked family. Yesterday my mother, three children connate Bojia Tang sibling, cried Kuan-North. Reliable, home Yan evil it! Third brother is impair me. But I just read the This can not tell little cousin.
20. junior annual, there are times at midday and bf in the school cafeteria Pok, who super-multi, finally grabbed a face to face position, sitting behind a couple is face to face, I and the boys is back to back. Suddenly that the couple began to quarrel, the boy looks too savory not to buy rice, I did not care to continue a merry eating ~ eating eating heard a bang, suddenly felt the cilia back from the start and pressed the feel of , a jug of spicy noodle covered my head, and I for a minute - Petrochemical hot numb, then a faint male voice said in my ear: I'm apologetic ah, she was conceived to buffet me!
21. I have a friend, he said with his big Pok Pok, a large bund to the restaurant to eat, then took the boxes hesitation in the end ate, murmuring: in the end it is chicken or fish it , urging him to hurry up that restaurant Aunt election, he cried racking our heads to eat it [the fowl] it! Aunt canteen froze three seconds, give him a sausage. . .
22. home big cat gave birth to six kittens, very cute, because the newborn, have not opened his eyes, there is a cat do not know why, always find it to eat the fellow, also, or too many competition, not grasp. One day, a big cat out to dinner, I watch as the kitten holding variant cat's tail that suction in the suction ah ah suck
23. with Pok Pok about her time in the article. Class a boy lying on the table asleep, the teacher found the teacher very calm: at the same table care about.
. . .
This really is a rinse. . . At the same chart took off his jacket draped over the sleeping boy's body. . .
24. my computer password is: FUCK YOU, and then the boss would like to use my microprocessor yesterday, and then I put the password sent to his mobile phone ... ...
25. One day, the young people to open unsolicited Laileyibang apartments birthday. Dress is very artistic, thought it was a senior cadres of the prodigal son came to melody. Do not Miss Do not query after the service, then sent a platter in the elapse not longer disbursing care.
JC comrades come check late at night. But thought this group of people really in the drug use. JC saw a cluster of young people ask me we do not know. Apart from anything else and it's caught. Thus, the sitcom happened.
a glasses man lying on the walls, the limbs do like swimming. Expression is very meaningless. JC pull up an down. Glasses Male: 牛逼, I have convert a gecko you acknowledge it.
26. it at the curb when I was at the same table to agree
special class to sleep once he found a teacher that the teacher stand up
me xxx moved him {awake|awake}, said the educator told you to stand up but he gazed at the educator is the pedagogue does not stand up
anxious xxx you gave me to stand up! He still did not turn up and get nasty looks
teacher Meipi Qi a teacher like you xxx I can not control continue to Pok students to class
murmured under my xxx you really nb ; with the teacher work against
xxx said namely in fact I ambition to stand up
However ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ numb my legs to sleep. . .
27. New Year's dinner, there is a table name Ji cards, the rest of us just sit. Then I heard a woman say:
28. There are times semi-final examination, we have in the same segment of Pok bring text messages in the toilet was segment central captured, but refusing to confess his accomplices, section chief with very lull with his cell phone a hunk SMS - ..
29. with 寢室 a dear friend, especially flowers, many girlfriends, one night asked him:
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