Feng Gong humor

1 girls ah! How tin so many pearly ah? Improvise got to detect a donkey, donkey do not have to wait until 1 day not pillaged, and left a pile of mule ...
2 so-called pretty women, dressed seven third outward, the so-called temperament, three talented wait till seven so-called soft , three-seven reduced patient.
3 babies beneath the chariot to do chopsticks, not single out!
4 you, I do not believe even the punctuation.
5 here does not quit God, God's own area to linger. Sure does not depart God, God home to do housework.
6 miserly person will save a little oxidize it, you do not is a stainless iron rooster!
7 the digit of stars in it with me, you lower your IQ on a digit of the moon now!
8 I am so admire my own, and periodically gave their own time to look in the mirror and kowtow!
9 is the most charming human in the
10 to eat all you ambition to get edible is actually nauseating!
11 In fact, I had a high, only that it was often a bath shrunk.
12 why I've been emotion pessimistic, is it The Pursuit of Happyness, I was not by home 1, get rid of the panda, I'm David!
2, do not speak to me about ideal, quit!
3, fell, got up and cry ~ ~ ~
4, low-key! B is the most cattle to show off! !
5, how can effort to cut back on do not eat ah?

6, I am sorry, you inexpensive laugh.
7, I can resist anything but temptation ... ...
8, I only have a automobile, or own the ... ...
9, point the cigarette, smoked is lonely ... ...
10 not you do not smile, laugh abrasive to fall!
11, were not intelligent, but also learn from others bald.
12, knotted my center could not say that I do not bother!
13, and then livestock b of Chopin, but likewise the grief I could not bombs!
14, alive, happy point, because we die a long time.
15, since you do not speak English in front of me was, OK?
16, my people never hold a grudge, grudges against the spot I routinely overstated.
17, tiny entities do not look in me, and someone not to find me!
18, personalty of even believe the middle is also a lie!
19, I'm so fond of you, you will not die like my look?
20, I'm not the RMB, how to make everyone like me?
21, the words of a male fair like the antique lady's teeth, how much is true? !
22, Q: Do you favor my point?
A: I like you away from me!
23, your hand, know the Zaichou, explosion into tears, the child does not take me away.
24, Zhuge Liang before coming out, did not bring a fighter! Why the hell I'm going to experience?
25, cherish the life - God has let you live, you surely have his preparations.
26, Lei Feng did not go down agreeable, but Everything Diary inside.
27, Shi Tai, you are my heart's sorcery, Pinseng away from you the closer to the farther away from the Buddha ... ...
28, junior lofty educate physical education pedagogue, said: Who dares to dress the dress to my class, inverted to nice her.
29, you see me kick the words on the shade, but can not see my tears fell on the keyboard!
30, 45 ° looking up to others of their alternative, to 135 ° looking down Xiuguai others look you.
31, whether you see the eclipse in front, do not be afraid, it is because the sun after you!
32, I permit you into my globe, but never allow you to wade around my earth.
33, who never know who told you what time inadvertently said farewell never really gone after.
34, for a minute how long? It depends ashore what you are squatting ashore the lavatory inside alternatively appearance in the toilet, etc. ... ...
35, love to speak up, for you not know, tomorrow, and events, which will be 1st!
36, Story of the Stone tells us: those who truly adore the final entire gone, all the final merge are reunited.
37, you never see my solitary, because when you do not see that I am most solitary!
38, such for feelings of aftershocks, like the other girls love sweetheart, panicked and he does not come, afraid that he recklessly.
39, heard a woman such as clothes, brothers, brotherhood, in retrospect, I actually engaged divvying up to twenty years streaker!
40, a wrong mood today, I have only 4 sentences say, including this and the before two sentences, I achieved saying!
41, the steel rice bowl is not the true meaning of life in a place to eat rice, but a life where all food to eat.
42, even if is bull feces, but also met the day beetles. So you absence not to anxiety by and byday, there are too many of their own.
43, if in a million, I would purchase a house rented out to dissimilar 30 each day to collect a hire. Kaka ~ ~ full wow!
44, the nag may not be the prince, it may be priest; with seraph wings are not necessarily, and sometimes a bird person.
45, The upper half of it from
46, a few decades, we have to encounter, to the crematorium, all the scalding ash, you stack a bunch I do not know anybody who do all the fertilizer to the rustic zones.
47,2008 too customary, all is not customary! At this critical moment, the Chinese soccer crew to come along and prove to the world: Chinese soccer team is still normal!
48, my father said to me the most moving words: Hard to do namely dried bean curd, soybean curd to do is reduce, so svelte namely the bean curd peel, so not extra is the breast, put out a stinky smell! Guaranteed profits, not wastage it!