English classic statement

money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.
Money is not everything, and sometimes animals.

One should love animals. They are so tasty.
Everyone should love animals, they are good to eat.

Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
Save water, shower with your girlfriend.

Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.
should love your neighbor, but do not get caught.

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
Behind every successful man, there is a woman. behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
happy bachelor re-marry, happiness is not the only thing.

The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
smart people are unmarried, married people very difficult to wise up.

Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
Success is a relative term, and he brings so many relatives (contact).

Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. Do not wait for tomorrow
on the poor excuses, looking good today.

Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
Love is photogenic, It needs darkness to develop. (foreigners are conservative, to the dark things, ha ha)

Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
children on the rear seat will give birth to accidents, accidents on the rear seat will give birth to children.




There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.


hard work never killed anybody!


Work fascinates me!

God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
God made you forget, fortunately, we can choose our friends left the room for you.

When two's company, three's the result!
two people the state is unstable, three!

A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
dress is like a fence, it prevents you ventured is not the only thing in life.

The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
learn, the more you know, the more you know,54ph, the more you forget, the more you forget, the more the less you know, why bother?